Hello, and welcome to another issue of "Dirty Filthy Snuff". As I mentioned I am celebrating Seth Macfarlane's birthday! As you know he is the man who created such wonderful shows as "Family Guy, American Dad, and Thr Cleveland Show". Yes, he is the man who is my hero, the wind beneath my wings.
Yes, his delicious depiction of a lower middle class Irish family has wrung so truth for me that for the first two seasons of the show I had to go to extensive therapy to expel all the demons.

The beauty of the dysfunction that soaked the plot made my penis harden quicker ... oh shit! Sorry! But in all honesty how could the preciseness of the depiction of americana not be intriguing. Peter going away on a women's sensitivity retreat due to his sexist behavior at work, and coming back almost a women was so hilarious that when I was eating diner, and I fell off of the couch and accidentally gave myself a vasectomy with my fork.

These events like the clip above are examples of times when new nations are born, and the heavens open up to reveal the joyous purposes of life, but well with power of the media, and the oil companies, and global warming that chance has been taken away.

And this is the tragic ending, right above us. Make sense? It doesn't to me either, but it's sure as hell funny.


That is what Seth MacFarlane really does, he makes us feel; he makes us human again. Oh god I love him, and while once again I could put down it so many words, but I think I'll leave it up to these next clips.

Yes, Seth Macfarlane is the man who gives meaning to word "humanity".

Don't ask me why I choose that clip, but it is one of the best scenes from family guy. I mean the idea of really being able to kick the shit out of those coupon passing out mascots is an honest look into the truth about what we would all like to do to those fur wearing snooty pricks. Why I remember that one of those guys in a fucking giant chicken suites was trying to give me a coupon to a dry cleaners. I said no, he told me not to be a dick. I told him that I didn't want his capitalist bullshit marketing ploy. He then proceeded to try to shove a coupon down my throat. What happened next was that I apparently tried to knawl through his breastplate, and he tried to peck out my eyes with the costumes beak. The police came, and next thing I know we were spasming from a taser, and choking on our nuts. Isn't it wonderful what a positive example prime time television presents? But, seriously, moving on.

   See, how could you not love a guy like that. I mean he's funny, I mean like offensive law suit funny, but still funny. And how can you not love his cute adorable face. He's got chubby cheeks yes he does!

Happy Birthday Seth. Until next time, Take it away Seth!

Sincerely,

Lou Ford