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Hello, and welcome to another issue of "Dirty Filthy Snuff". I will start this issue with what were all truly here for, "What Really Chaffs My Nuts". And so without further a due I will begin. There is breaking news of NATO Forces have burned Qur'ans. Now as it was noted in the New York Times, the destruction of the Qur'an in one of the worst offenses in Islam. Plus to add on to that, many of the Afghans are viciously protective of their faith as was proven when they ransacked a United Nations office and killer 12 in April after hearing about a Florida preacher who burned just one Qur'an. Now I just got ask one question, what type retard do you have to be in an overwhelmingly Muslim country, that is still in the mist of civil unrest, and decide to burn they're holiest of holy books? I just got one question exactly how fucking dumb do the NATO, and our military personal have to be to actually believe that in a nation that nowhere nearly as controlled as the west would like it to be, that they could actually drive a truck full with bags containing many copies the Qur'an to a fucking land fill where Afghans work, and somehow not expect someone to figure out what the hell is going on? The workers at the landfill were watching what the military personal was doing. Is our foreign policy that thick headed that we didn't believe there'd be a back lash?

Forget about the "Rice Crispy" cereal dwarfs, the second part with Peter's great, great uncle, the Siamese twins who fought each other in the Civil War. They hadn't really thought it through had they? Just like the Military personal in Afghanistan.

I mean, I'll ask the question once again, How fucking retarded do you fucking have to be to intentionally or unintentionally to burn the fucking holiest of holy books of a national religion. That would be like a drunken french men taking a shit in the main corridor of the U.S. Embassy and then using our flag as toilet paper. If that happened there'd probably some type of upheaval. The citizens of our nation would be pissing on table of every french restaurant in sight, burning pictures of the "Pink Panther" and demanding a boycott on the damn "French Open". I think it's pretty safe to say that the west has a fucking P.R.

Now I get the tenderness of the whole religious situation these days. I understand the stigma that is connected to both Islam and the Western World. The anger that is connected to both, and in reality who can blame both sides for their rage, the harm caused by what many would call the actions of "Islamic Fundamentalist" or the brutality of an invading foreign army that seems more bent on taking advantage of you rather than help but in all honesty, if your part of a NATO peace keeping force, maybe it would be good not to commit acts that would anger the general public to the point that they react violently. That wasn't very well thought through was it. A fucking cluster fuck of idiocy. Congratulations democracy for once again giving freedom a bad fucking name. Moving on.

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Yeah I know it raunchy, but come on it's funny! And don't tell me that you adults out there haven't at some point be freaked out by the idea that someday you or your lover won't end up accidentally using glue or Icy Hot  instead of lub for your more adventurous excursions. I think about it. When your in the middle of the sweaty panting and groping and it's time to get frisky, and become an explore kinda like Columbus or that frontier may only have be undiscovered by you. Anyway, you apply it liberally, but then before the fun begins all of a sudden there's a burning, chilly, fiery sensation. Or if it's glue a statuesque harsh frozen paralysis takes over. You try to pull away, but your skin tightens. The more you begin to resist, and panic, the worse the pain. Your  pubs, I said pubs haha! Any way, those little hairs get torn the fuck out as you yelp in pain. If you the dude in that situation you all of a sudden realize that one of your bal ... before I go any further this part of the program contains material that may not be suitable for some viewers, parental or prudish guidance is recommended. That is unless your a sadomasochist which if that is the case then I won't go any further why do I just stop because your probably aroused. So go get you lub, make sure that it's lub, and enjoy yourself.  

So with that I'll close, but before I do all my readers out there please remember one thing, this blog is meant to be funny. While there is some serious under tones, still it is written with go intention. Please don't take offense, I mean no harm. If I have offended  you then by all means write me. You can leave a comment. I would like to hear from you so I can make changes. So until next time, this is Lou Ford.

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