Hello and welcome to yet another "Dirty Filthy Snuff", I'm Lou Ford. Let me start off by saying that while I'm working on a good "What really chaffs my nuts", but it's not ready so I'm trying something new. This is what I call the I don't give a fuck entry. Now understand that I didn't do this because I don't care, but I just thought that I'd try something that is nonsensical. So with further a due let us beginning.

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Sure things may seem bad. I mean I got Hep C. But on the bright side of it, due to the psychological effect of the liver medication, Interferon, I could got into a psychotic rage and massacre my whole family, and then draw eyes on my penis and talk to it like it was a real person. Then I won't get convicted of murder; instead I'll just be thrown into a mental hospital where I'll be come a walking lobotomy, drooling on myself and crapping my pants. Hell, I'll be skipping over those hard mid years and be going right to the nursing home phrase where the only thing I'll have to worry about is to clean my dentures and drink my insure and spend the rest of my days accusing the nursing staff of stealing from me. That's the bright side right?

Now wouldn't it be interesting if there really were drive in like this. I mean the ladies could ask for a some spicy sausage, and well the guys we already know what they could ask. This does kinda put a whole new meaning on the idea of "eating out" doesn't it? Kinda funny right. What would be on the menu for a place like this? What? Things like tube steak? Spam? Crab cakes? Furry grapes in a pouch? Meatballs glazed in a special sauce? Peaches? How about hair pie? Think about it? Would you order from that menu? How about this? If you caught some STD you couldn't be blamed for cheating now could you? You could just explain that you ate at this new place "Betty's Buns" or "Cannoli Surprise" or the "Star fish Diner", and that's where you got it. In fact it would work out cause you could sue for personal injury. Oh, yeah check this one out, "Sweet Baby Ray's Barbecue Grill. Anyway, moving along.

Here is some photos taken by an amazing, talented photographer named Jason. Observe. Oh by the way, this is some nudity, so I'm just warning you. 

That's all the anchor I need, haha! I kid.

And now here's something new. It's non-Family Guy, American Dad, or The Cleveland Show cartoon's by the wondrous, stupendous, sexually arousing Seth MacFarland. Well, Let me rephrase: only the first one is a Family Guy Clip. Enjoy, I know I will in more ways than one!

has your pet become sluggish, lethargic, sickly, isolated, dazed, confused, or disorientated. Well, there maybe a solution to that problem, and it's a lot simpler than you think. You ready?! Are you??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Stop giving your fucking dog or cat shotguns from your blunts assholes. Don't pour beer into your cat's water bowl. May be if you stopped locking your fucking animal in the closet and smoking him out then it's possible that he would use the fucking litter box, jackass. Do you think that your dog would actually play fetch, if he wasn't too busy trying to find his barrings? I don't know, just a suggestion. 

Hello, again. Check this out. Exclusive photos of the secrete lives of politician's. Look at this one:

Who would have guessed Condoleezza Rice was such a manly woman, or that Dick Cheney had such a nice rack. And how about Ann Coulter over there with such a nice buff body, or that she is so shy, and modest. 

And look at Mitt Romney! Who knew how how uninhibited and kinky he was. You go with your bad self, Mitt!

Well, that's it, so until next time this is Lou Ford.