Hello, hello my few followers out there, and welcome to yet another installment of "Dirty Filthy Snuff". I thought I would start this episode off with a little child friendly violence. Aren't they great? The Happy Tree Friends? Well aren't they? They're like a cuter, cuddlier version of the Disnesy's "Bambi" only they're psychotic, cumsey, stupid, mentally ill, tramua stricken, psychopathic, and incredibly unlucky versions, but look a likes nevertheless. Just watch this.

I mean come on? You can't beat this shit, short of the orginal Warner Brothers Cartoons!

It's wonderful. Sure it's like 20 minutes long. Sure it's mindless, crude, vulgar, gory, and childish, but it's damn funny. It's a distraction from the truggury of the real world, and hey, if you watch it enough you'll probably go insane. On that note here's some more!

I know it's not close to Halloween, but come on, this is great! It's like "The Evil Dead" trilogy, "Night Of The Living Dead", "Halloween", and all the other generic copycat horror films that followed. It's it great how the two zombie cuddle bunnies shared a romanitic "Lady And The Tramp" moment with the brains. I guess love never dies, huh?

The last one, though you may have seen it before, quiet interesting. Kinda makes a statement about P.T.S.D. Something that many people who go through trauma suffer from. P.T.S.D., just in case anybody was wondering, stands for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. I won't go into detail, but will simply put it that once having suffered a trauma, a trigger can cause psychological effects such as psychosis. That little snuggly, happy, giggly, sprinkles and sunshine, and farts, hears one  sound that reminds him of war, and he turns an innocent game of hide and seek into a bloody war of attritision. He turned into a humorous Mickey Knox with a Mickey Mouse underbelly only with out the whole anti-semetism, and ethnic cleansing of the small world ride.  

And now it's time for the coup de gra! Enjoy!

Mimes! Yes, mimes. Those annoying performance art school drop outs who decide to harass you while out at the park pretending that their trapped in an invisible box,or pulling an invisible rope, or even worse they try to insinuate something sexual about your date, thinking that their creative ways of doing so will somehow be cute, and they'll get a buck. Those bastards. And did this all came from who do think? None other than the French! Damn frog eaters. They think that just because they have a terrible accent, smoke cigarettes, hang out in a cafe', and eat Croissants (which aren't french) that they are so superior. That the fact that they haven't worked, or showered somehow increases their level of commitment to the art world. Bastards. Who liberated you from the Nazis, assholes? We did, but still your better than us. There's a reason why the french are so despised; it's one word. Beret. 

Yeah, that's right a hat. What a wonderful thing thing, that hat. In America, the beret is the symbol (besides the turtle neck), the biggest indication of douchebaginess. Seriously, have you ever meet anyone who wears a beret who isn't a collousal ass! And don't be nice cause the shit is true. The beret is the key piece of material that is needed for the douchebag uniform world round. And it's the beret that mimes wear, so what does that equate to? That mimes are french! Froggy bastards! And by the way mime is one step above those betnick performance artists who incoorperate fecal matter into their acts. 

But honestly that was just a joke. The french are magnificant specimens of humanity. Their beautiful country is an example of  the progress that can be achieved by being euro trash! 

Well that's it, I hope you enjoyed this latest installment. So until next time. This is Lou Ford signing out.

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Happy 4th Of July!

Well more like happy belated 4th! Isn't it wonderful that it was the birthday of our nation, and yet none of us Americans actually knows anything about our nation. Don't believe me? Everyone knows what it means to be a Benedict Arnold, but ask them if they know who he actually was, and well you get the universal American response, "Duh?" So here's a little something to work with. Enjoy this lesion in American history!

And now some more Patriotic shit:

Look it's The Statue of Liberty's pimp!

But wait there's more:

And to close here is a rant from the one the only, the conscience of the public, the one who speaks the truth, the one, the only Sarah Palin!

HAHAHAHAHA!

Seriously, Sarah Palin? Really? The truth from her? Come on? I'd put more fucking trust in a Ponzi Scheme than in the 9th governor of Alaska. Now don't get me wrong (and I'm joking here) but if Alabama is the asshole of the U.S. than Alaska is the armpit Or maybe it would be best described as the gangrene foot of a diabetic patient. It's cool, forgotten and well ignored until it absolutely has to attended to. I mean sure it's a place where those with checkered past can go to start over, but if you'll go you have suicide, incest, oil spills, mean wildlife, lumber jacks with political positions, alcoholism and drug addiction, and homicidal depression waiting for you. I mean it's a place where the idea of seceding from the U.S. is still a popular idea, and thermals as lingerie is an accepted practice. Nah, I 'd have more faith that a toddler wouldn't hurt himself playing with a bag of razors than Sarah Palin's ability to tell the truth.

I mean look:

Her book is on sale at 50% off as fiction.
The person I'm really going to introduce is Bill Maher. And here is one of his rants:

It's a bit of an older one, but it still applies! So from all of us, well actually just me, at "Dirty Filthy Snuff" here's a belated Happy 4th of July!

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