Hello, hello my few followers out there, and welcome to yet another installment of "Dirty Filthy Snuff". I thought I would start this episode off with a little child friendly violence. Aren't they great? The Happy Tree Friends? Well aren't they? They're like a cuter, cuddlier version of the Disnesy's "Bambi" only they're psychotic, cumsey, stupid, mentally ill, tramua stricken, psychopathic, and incredibly unlucky versions, but look a likes nevertheless. Just watch this.

I mean come on? You can't beat this shit, short of the orginal Warner Brothers Cartoons!

It's wonderful. Sure it's like 20 minutes long. Sure it's mindless, crude, vulgar, gory, and childish, but it's damn funny. It's a distraction from the truggury of the real world, and hey, if you watch it enough you'll probably go insane. On that note here's some more!

I know it's not close to Halloween, but come on, this is great! It's like "The Evil Dead" trilogy, "Night Of The Living Dead", "Halloween", and all the other generic copycat horror films that followed. It's it great how the two zombie cuddle bunnies shared a romanitic "Lady And The Tramp" moment with the brains. I guess love never dies, huh?

The last one, though you may have seen it before, quiet interesting. Kinda makes a statement about P.T.S.D. Something that many people who go through trauma suffer from. P.T.S.D., just in case anybody was wondering, stands for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. I won't go into detail, but will simply put it that once having suffered a trauma, a trigger can cause psychological effects such as psychosis. That little snuggly, happy, giggly, sprinkles and sunshine, and farts, hears one  sound that reminds him of war, and he turns an innocent game of hide and seek into a bloody war of attritision. He turned into a humorous Mickey Knox with a Mickey Mouse underbelly only with out the whole anti-semetism, and ethnic cleansing of the small world ride.  

And now it's time for the coup de gra! Enjoy!

Mimes! Yes, mimes. Those annoying performance art school drop outs who decide to harass you while out at the park pretending that their trapped in an invisible box,or pulling an invisible rope, or even worse they try to insinuate something sexual about your date, thinking that their creative ways of doing so will somehow be cute, and they'll get a buck. Those bastards. And did this all came from who do think? None other than the French! Damn frog eaters. They think that just because they have a terrible accent, smoke cigarettes, hang out in a cafe', and eat Croissants (which aren't french) that they are so superior. That the fact that they haven't worked, or showered somehow increases their level of commitment to the art world. Bastards. Who liberated you from the Nazis, assholes? We did, but still your better than us. There's a reason why the french are so despised; it's one word. Beret. 

Yeah, that's right a hat. What a wonderful thing thing, that hat. In America, the beret is the symbol (besides the turtle neck), the biggest indication of douchebaginess. Seriously, have you ever meet anyone who wears a beret who isn't a collousal ass! And don't be nice cause the shit is true. The beret is the key piece of material that is needed for the douchebag uniform world round. And it's the beret that mimes wear, so what does that equate to? That mimes are french! Froggy bastards! And by the way mime is one step above those betnick performance artists who incoorperate fecal matter into their acts. 

But honestly that was just a joke. The french are magnificant specimens of humanity. Their beautiful country is an example of  the progress that can be achieved by being euro trash! 

Well that's it, I hope you enjoyed this latest installment. So until next time. This is Lou Ford signing out.

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