Happy 4th Of July!

Well more like happy belated 4th! Isn't it wonderful that it was the birthday of our nation, and yet none of us Americans actually knows anything about our nation. Don't believe me? Everyone knows what it means to be a Benedict Arnold, but ask them if they know who he actually was, and well you get the universal American response, "Duh?" So here's a little something to work with. Enjoy this lesion in American history!

And now some more Patriotic shit:

Look it's The Statue of Liberty's pimp!

But wait there's more:

And to close here is a rant from the one the only, the conscience of the public, the one who speaks the truth, the one, the only Sarah Palin!

HAHAHAHAHA!

Seriously, Sarah Palin? Really? The truth from her? Come on? I'd put more fucking trust in a Ponzi Scheme than in the 9th governor of Alaska. Now don't get me wrong (and I'm joking here) but if Alabama is the asshole of the U.S. than Alaska is the armpit Or maybe it would be best described as the gangrene foot of a diabetic patient. It's cool, forgotten and well ignored until it absolutely has to attended to. I mean sure it's a place where those with checkered past can go to start over, but if you'll go you have suicide, incest, oil spills, mean wildlife, lumber jacks with political positions, alcoholism and drug addiction, and homicidal depression waiting for you. I mean it's a place where the idea of seceding from the U.S. is still a popular idea, and thermals as lingerie is an accepted practice. Nah, I 'd have more faith that a toddler wouldn't hurt himself playing with a bag of razors than Sarah Palin's ability to tell the truth.

I mean look:

Her book is on sale at 50% off as fiction.
The person I'm really going to introduce is Bill Maher. And here is one of his rants:

It's a bit of an older one, but it still applies! So from all of us, well actually just me, at "Dirty Filthy Snuff" here's a belated Happy 4th of July!

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