Hey, how you doing? Welcome to another issue of "Dirty Filthy Snuff". Due to things right now being busy, I am still working on one of my most wonderful "What Really Chaffs My Nutts", and so I will now entertain with a clusterfuck of spoofs, and clips. Enjoy!

This is great so far. Are you having fun? I'm having more fun than a homosexual proctologist.

Don't you wish they actually sang this song in church? I do?
And now here are some cute kitties:

And now more kitties!

And yet more:

So do you got diabetes yet? Huh? They need to cut off your foot? Do you actually feel dirty from all the cuteness. Do you need a shower to scrub away all the creepiness that now seems to consume you? Do you feel like your lungs are fulling up with candy? Do you feel used and taken advantage of because your weakness for cuddly, furry animals has been exploited and now your vulnerable to ridicule? Did it make you feel? Well, I got news for ya, they don't make water hot enough to scrub that away.



  Maybe this will cure you?

Do you feel any better? No! Well, at least your not that guy. Am I right, or am I right?

Monkey scratch work for ya? I sure hope so, cause I only got one thing that might work:

Isn't that dirty bastard a shit load of fun? I mean he's like one of those poops that you gotta take when your constipated, and it's all hard, and sharp and painful, and when you push too hard ... oh shit sorry, anyway I hoped you have enjoyed this episode of "Dirty Filthy Snuff". It was corny as hell, but just bare with me, cause soon I'll put out one that is so good, your genitals will explode from your body with such force that you won't be able to tell the if it's an orgasm or just a freak accident that is like spontiously bursting into flames. Your penis or vagina will just be gone. What you think of that, huh? Pretty weird right? Huh, that sucked, I'll see you next time.



Lou Ford

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