Hey, this holiday season is brought to you by White Slavery.

White Slavery, cause how else would Americans get their products if not for big corporations who cut corners by making handy capped children from impoverished war torn nations work in horrible, unsafe working conditions to produce cheap, partially reliable at best productions for our consumption?



I mean can you think of nothing better or American than that? I bet you just can't wait for that poor pregnant woman who works tirelessly day and night all the while breathing in the toxic glue used to manufacture shoes, as it eats holes into her brain until it resembles some mutated piece of Swiss cheese that only a Frankenstein Jerry the Mouse from the cartoon "Tom and Jerry" would crave, to make that new pair of sneakers for you to open Christmas morning.

Thank you Kathy Lee, Martha Stuart, Walmart, Kmart, and all the designer clothing labels for giving us such a wonderful reason to enjoy the season of giving, all the while turning a blind eye to it all.    

 AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, capitalism,

ain't it grand!

And now a here's a Christmas song.

So, before I leave you, remember boy and girls:

And coming soon "What Really Chaffs My Nuts", Proud Honor Role Parents.

So until next time,


Lou Ford

FIN