Well, well, well. Hello again my few followers. It's time once more for another installment of "Dirty Filthy Snuff". With life being hectic due to work, school, Hurricane Sandy, and life in general I am still working on a good "What Really Chaffs My Nutts" rant, so I will present to you a cluster fuck of funny videos and images. I will start with one of Seth Macfarlane's  first cartoons. Enjoy! 

And here's another.

And now keeping with the theme of this entry of nonsensical bullshit, I will present to you in honor of such shows as "The Voice" , and that absolutely horrible abomination "The X Factor"; here is "Boy 12".

  

Now was that terrific! I mean like a dancing Ellen DeGeneres terrific, or that good feeling you get when you take a big poop terrific. Or how about an "Oprah Winfrey" prize under your chair terrific. Ain't it great? It's like that first cut into a fresh piece of construction paper.  Moving on. 

And now here is a funny inappropriate comic strip. 

Wouldn't this be a great job, well that is unless you had to fluff this:

She may have been beautiful once but when licking a bedsore clean is more appealing, well then maybe the perks aren't so great. A bedsore like this:

You tell me which is more attractive? Having trouble deciding? Well, so am I. And just to remind you, this blog is brought to you by the following. Crystal Meth:

 Meth, cause if you can't tweak out, disassemble every radio and TV in your grasp, fuck till you genitals fall off, become psychotic from sleep deprivation, and then murder all your loved ones then what's the point of living in the Midwest?

 This blog is also brought to you by Black Jesus. Sure Jesus was a pure soul who many believe gave his life for our sins, but lets be honest, a Black Jesus is just cooler.

I mean who was cooler Mike Hammer, or Shaft? Magnum, P.I. or Dolomite?

Or Maybe Jesus was Asian. I mean all the signs were there. He was cutie baby that became a joyless adult. He was a doctor of sorts, he spent all his time studying, and he struggled dealing with the pressure of the expectations  exerted on him by his parents, God.  

Hey, how about this a Stalinist Jesus. Just think when he would be on the cross, he would ask for his father (GGGGGGGGGOOOOOODDDDDDDD!) to forgive them "because they know not what they do", and then send all their family to a labor camp in Siberia. 

Then there is the idea of Pinocchio Jesus. Just image it, "I wish I was a real Messiah" They could have crucified him with his own nose. That is if they could have gotten him to tell a lie.  

Look at Pinocchio, he already had his arms extended, he was all set up to be nailed up.  

 Young Pinocchio Jesus!

The adult wooden savior!

And now Godzilla. Why you might ask? Well, cause he just plain kicks ass. I mean that prehistoric lizard has some balls. Fuck nuclear mutated iguanas, the real king of monsters burned him with radioactive fire and started dancing. Plus, it kills time.  

Okay, so after all that, I'll close this one out. In the next week or so, I will return with another "What Really Chaffs My Nuts". So until then, this is Lou Ford signing out. And remember girls:

Until next time.

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